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10 Reasons To Buy Toilet Paper (Lazy Style)1. To wipe my arse10 Reasons To Buy Toilet Paper (Lazy Style) by ~Sloppity
2. To wipe the bits in front of my arse
3. To blow my nose when I run out of tissues
4. To wipe my eyes after laughing uncontrollably
5. To let my boyfriend use when he's done fapping
6. To squish that irritating fly against the window
7. To wipe up the guts of that irritating fly
8. To use as a temporary improvisation upon discovering you ran out of sanitary pads
9. To clean my glasses then become disappointed when it turns out to be a scratch
10. To use every roll to blanket anyone's house.
